BroncoCountry Bowl Exclusive!
BroBits is back

Posted Dec 3, 2005


Until now, the Bowl selection process has been a relative mystery. Fans rarely get a chance to see how teams are selected to attend which games, and why. But thanks to some nifty yet (technically) completely legal hacking, I’ve been fortunate to supply BroncoCountry.com with a copy of the official ACC Bowl Selection Committee chat transcript! Take a look:

1ACCMod: Welcome to the official ACC Bowl Selection chat. Is everyone on board?

ChampsChump: Champs Bowl here.

MPCBlue4U: MPC here.

GatorGuy: Gator present.

LifesAPeach: Peach Bowl!

1ACCMod: Great, welcome guys.

1ACCMod: Where’s the Meineke Car Care Bowl, rep?

GatorGuy: dunno

MPCBlue4U: MPC is here!

1ACCMod: Yes MPC we know. Meineke Bowl, you here?

GatorGuy: We want Florida State.

1ACCMod: Wait, Gator. We need to have everyone here before we start.

ChampsChump: No, WE want FSU.

GatorGuy: We get first pick, Chump.

ChampsChump: Do not. Peach does.

1ACCMod: Guys! Please wait until we have all representatives on board.

GatorGuy: Do too.

1ACCMod: Meineke Bowl rep, you here?

MeinekeMan: Meineke Car Care Bowl here!

1ACCMod: Welcome! Where you been?

MeinekeMan: Sorry. Car broke down.

1ACCMod: Okay, now that everyone’s here

LifesAPeach: Are you all dudes?

1ACCMod: we can begin the selection process.

GatorGuy: We want FSU.

1ACCMod: Hang on...

ChampsChump: No way!

1ACCMod: Wait guys. The official order of selection

1ACCMod: is Gator Bowl first.

GatorGuy: Told ya, Chump.

1ACCMod: As you know, VaTech is already assigned, so the remaining schools

EmeraldEyes: Emerald Bowl here!

1ACCMod: Ooops. Almost forgot. Welcome, Emerald.

1ACCMod: As I was saying, VaTech is BCS bound, so our goal today is to pick from the remaining Bowl-Eligible ACC teams.

1ACCMod: Those teams are 9-2 Miami, 8-3 Boston College, 7-4 Clemson, 7-4 Georgia Tech, 7-4 Florida State, 6-5 NC State and 6-5 Virginia.

1ACCMod: The first Bowl to make their selection today is the Gator Bowl. GatorGuy?

GatorGuy: Yes.

LifesAPeach: Any chicks here?

MPCBlue4U: LOL

1ACCMod: Please make your selection. Officially.

GatorGuy: We’ll take Miami.

1ACCMod: Miami? But I thought you wanted FSU?

LifesAPeach: Im so hot right now

GatorGuy: Changed my mind. Didn’t realize FSU sucked this year.

EmeraldEyes: Can somebody get Peach a room?

1ACCMod: Okay, So Miami goes to the Gator.

ChampsChump: Can I pick next?

MeinkeMan: Gotta wait your turn, Chump.

1ACCMod: Next to pick is the Peach Bowl. Peach?

LifesAPeach: Im taking off my shirt now

1ACCMod: Peach, please stop that and pay attention. You need to pick a team

ChampsChump: Forget that peach horn dog. We want to pick!

1ACCMod: Sorry, Peach Bowl is next, Chump.

MeinekeMan: Told you.

1ACCMod: Peach?
ChampsChump: I’m tired of everyone calling me Chump!

LifesAPeach: So hot in here. Are you hot?

MeinekeMan: It’s your handle -- ChampsCHUMP. Duh.

ChampsChump: I hate that handle.

LifesAPeach: Want me to take off my shoes?

ChampsChump: My wife signed me up with this stupid handle.

1ACCMod: Peach Bowl, PLEASE make your selection.

MeinekeMan: LOL!!

LifesAPeach: Clemson.

1ACCMod: Thank you. Clemson goes to the Peach Bowl.

LifesAPeach: Taking my left shoe off now...

1ACCMod: So that means Miami and Clemson are off the board

1ACCMod: And now it’s Meineke Bowl’s turn to pick. MeinekeMan you there?

GatorGuy: What’s up with peach-boy?

EmeraldEyes: How longs this going to take?

ChampsChump: I thought we were next???

EmeraldEyes: I’m double-parked. Can we hurry up please?
1ACCMod: Yes, let’s move things along everyone. MeinekeMan, please make your selection.

MPCBlue4U: Agreed. This is going too slowly.

LifesAPeach: Ooop! There goes my other shoe!

1ACCMod: Peach, knock it off. You’re done already. Where’s MeinekeMan?

MPCBlue4U: BTW, it’s beautiful in Boise today. Sunny.

EmeraldEyes: And cold as a penguin’s butt no doubt.

1ACCMod: MEINEKE BOWL, IT’S YOUR TURN!!!

LifesAPeach: I’m taking off my socks now! You like that?

MeinekeMan: Sorry guys! Had to launch a sub.

EmeraldEyes: Oh gross.

MPCBlue4U: LOL!

1ACCMod: It’s your turn, Meineke.

MeinekeMan: Cool! We’ll take Clemson!

1ACCMod: You can’t take Clemson, Peach Bowl already took Clemson.

LifesAPeach: You like my feet? Betcha do, ooo yeah

MeinekeMan: You’re kidding? Why didn’t they take BC?

GatorGuy: Would you take BC? They don’t exactly have a good travel reputation.

MeinekeMan: Yeah, but that’s a good team.

LifesAPeach: Touch my feet!

GatorGuy: So take BC.

MeinekeMan: Hell no. I want fans in the stands, not swilling Sam Adams while sitting in some barcolounger in Back Bay.

EmeraldEyes: Come on, make a pick!

MCPBowl4U: The snow at Bogus Basin is excellent! Went skiing this morning.

MeinekeMan: Has anyone taken NC State?

1ACCMod: No. Is that your choice?

MeinekeMan: No. Just wonderin.

LifesAPeach: Now i’m gonna take off my jeans, baybee... hee hee

MeinekeMan: How about Clemson?

GatorGuy: You already asked that!

MeinekeMan: Oh yea. Okay, fine, we’ll take ...

MeinekeMan: Wait, is FSU Taken?

GatorGuy: 7-4.

MeinekeMan: Oh yeah, nevermind.

1ACCMod: Meineke we need a selection.

MeinekeMan: Okay fine, Geez you guys, this is important, you know.

GatorGuy: Oh it is not. We’re already stinking rich with media contracts and merchandising sales and stuff. Ticket sales are just gravy.

MeinekeMan: Speak for yourself. This is a young bowl.

EmeraldEyes: PLEASE, guys, let’s move along!

1ACCMod: Agreed, Meineke, we must have your pick.

LifesAPeach: Oh yeah, there go my pants! Betcha like that, huh?

MPCBlue4U: Went for a bike ride on the greenbelt after lunch. Gorgeous day. Birds singing.

MeinekeMan: Meineke chooses GaTech.

EmeraldEyes: THANK HEAVENS.

GatorGuy: Could’ve guessed. Geez.

1ACCMod: So Georgia Tech goes to the Meineke Car Care Bowl.

GatorGuy: Yeah, we heard.

EmeraldEyes: Why you still here, Gator? You’re done!

GatorGuy: Curiosity. Why, do I bother you?

1ACCMod: People, please stay on task. Next up: Champs Sports Bowl.

EmeraldEyes: No, but you’re not helping us and are slowing things down by butting in.

LifesAPeach: That’s right! I wear tighty-whiteys!

ChampsChump: FINALLY.

1ACCMod; Do you have your pick?

1ACCMod: Peach, this isn’t a sex chat. Stop that.

GatorGuy: I’m not slowing things down, Emerald. I helped Meineke, didn’t i?

ChampsChump: So who’s been picked so far?

EmeraldEyes: AAARRGHH!!!!

GatorGuy: LMFAO!!!

LifesAPeach: I bet I make you hot, eh baybee?

1ACCMod: Miami, Clemson, GaTech are gone.

ChampsChump: Crap!!

MPCBlue4U: Anyone else have Moxie Javas? I love their coffee. Great blueberry muffins, too!

GatorGuy: BC and FSU are still available, Chump.

ChampsChump: Please.

GatorGuy: LOL!

EmeraldEyes: If you guys don’t hurry up I’ll file a protest to the NCAA!

1ACCMod: Emerald, that won’t be necessary. Champs, do you have a selection?

ChampsChump: Thinking...

LifesAPeach: Want me to take off my undies?? Do ya? I bet you do!

GatorGuy: That’s a first!

GatorGuy: That was meant for Chump, not that peach freak.

MeinkekeMan: Can I change my pick?

EmeraldEyes: NO!!!!!!!!!!

1ACCMod: Easy Emerald. Sorry, Meineke, but no you cannot.

GatorGuy: Hey MPC...

1ACCMod: Chump we need your pick, please...

MPCBlue4U: Yeah Gator?

GatorGuy: Four Miami Hurricanes football players are in a car. Who’s driving?

EmeraldEyes: WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!!!

LifesAPeach: I’m so hot for you right now! I want you to take yours off, too!

MPCBlue4U: I don’t know Gator. Who?

GatorGuy: The police.

1ACCMod: Champs Bowl? Pick?

MPCBowl4U: LOL!!! Good one!

1ACCMod: LOL

EmeraldEyes: This is ABSURD! Who picks bowl games by a freakin’ CHAT ROOM anyway?!?

ChampsChump: Okay, okay, fine. The Champs Sports Bowl, formerly the Mazda Tangerine Bowl, which was formerly the Visit Florida Tangerine Bowl, which was formerly the Micronpc Bowl, which was formerly the Carquest Bowl, which was formerly the Blockbuster Bowl, formerly played in Miami, Florida but now played in beautiful Orlando, Florida

EmeraldEyes: WHAT THE #@#! IS THIS?!? WHO THE #@!# CARES!!! MAKE A #@!ING PICK!!!!

GatorGuy: LOL!!!

ChampsChump: is proud to extend and invitation to the North Carolina State University Wolfpack football team to play in this year’s game.

LifesAPeach: Oh baybee yeah take off your skirt now, yeah!! So hot...

1ACCMod: Thanks ChampsChump.

ChampsChump: Gawd I hate that handle...

LifesAPeach: Take off that skirt! Yeah!!!

EmeraldEyes: NEXT PLEASE!!!!

1ACCMod: Next is the MPC Computers Bowl.

MPCBlue4U: Yes, I’m here.

1ACCMod: Do you have a selection?

MPCBlue4U: Yes we do.

EmeraldEyes: THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!

PeachDirector: Hey everyone! Sorry I’m late.

GatorGuy: Who’s this guy?

1ACCMod: Yes, who is this? Please identify yourself PeachDirector.

PeachDirector: I’m the Peach Bowl representative. Sorry I’m late; had a logistics meeting with ESPN.

EmeraldEyes: noo....

1ACCMod: So... who’s the LifesAPeach guy?

LifesAPeach: OH YEAH, baby, take it all off!!!

PeachDirector: Excuse me, but I’m the official representative. This LifePeach guy is an imposter!

LifesAPeach: Oh gawd yeah baybee !!

EmeraldEyes: NOOO.

1ACCMod: Well that’s just great! Now we’ll have to start over again.

EmeraldEyes: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! #@@!%$@@#!!!

<EmeraldEyes logs off>

1ACCMod: Emerald?

GatorGuy: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

<LifesAPeach logs off>

1ACCMod: Emerald Bowl, are you still on?

MPCBlue4U: Can we still pick FSU?

<end session>

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