ZAG’S FRAGS:
2007 WEEK 7
Copyright Zagco
A WEEKLY LOOK AT WESTERN ATHLETIC
CONFERENCE FOOTBALL
Zagco’s 36-6 on the year.
Wow.
WOW! At some point on Sunday
night, Zagco begin imagining the hauntingly inspiring and soul-baring melodies
of Lisa Gerrard above the roar of the crowd in Bronco Stadium, and he could have
sworn before Taylor Tharp exited the game that he tore off his helmet and yelled
to the crowd: “Are you not
entertained? Are you not
entertained? Is this not why you are
here?”
Zagco did not think the crowd noise was nearly as loud as it can get, and he
believes the reason is because so many of us sat in stunned amazement at what we
were seeing. Zagco tried yelling,
and he tried to get others around him to yell louder, but then he began giving
the “thumbs up” sign instead.
For
those of you who were blessed to have been watching a certain team play in a
certain Sunday night college football game televised on a certain network on the
Lord’s Day—you know who you are—all Zagco can say is that the Lord works
in many strange and wonderful ways.
Boise
State
, a team that plays on Blue Turf so that the Lord can more easily locate it when
He gazes upon all the Earth, played a spectacular game!
Yes, mistakes were made and things can be cleaned up, as Saint Pete
explained après game, but we mere sinners stand in utter awe—we are not
worthy. Whether
New Mexico
State
can be considered the ancient Egyptian army or a ragtag band of disorganized,
Stone Age ruffians is beside the point. Whoever
and whatever they are or were, we smote them, and we smote them good.
Meat’s back on the menu, boys!
Anyhoo,
in the process of bringing down fire and brimstone upon our adversaries, our
Broncos gave us a few things that we’ve been anxiously awaiting, to wit:
1.
A quarterback.
The Bronco Nation woke up Sunday night to realize that the Taylor Tharp
Era is here and now. Until Sunday
night, there was a vibe among the fans of discomfort, not about him so much as
it was about a lingering uncertainty with all four of our active signal callers.
Everyone has a favorite, and everyone has an opinion.
Totally natural, albeit frustrating.
The Bronco Nation was waiting for someone to bust out, and as the
Seventies band
Orleans
told us in one of their biggest hit singles, “Love takes time, and it’s
hard to find.” Right now, Zagco
feels a lot of love from the Bronco Nation for Taylor Tharp.
2.
Concomitantly, in the post-game
stories from the prior week (when we saw Mike Coughlin inserted into the
Southern Miss game), we learned that Taylor Tharp wanted to be the quarterback
and wasn’t afraid to say it: ““All
I have to say about that is I want to play. I want to be the guy that takes
every snap, but it’s not my decision,” Tharp said. “It can (get a guy out
of rhythm). It definitely can. Luckily when I got back in there, after things
got shaken up a little, we started clicking again.”
Idaho
Statesman Article. Mr. Tharp
stepped up—he “talked the talk” and “walked the walk,” for you Jimmy
Johnson devotees. The whole thing
reminds Zagco of a deleted portion of a scene from Zagco’s favorite movie
about gladiators (Gladiator), which should have been kept in the movie.
In the scene, which is a slight tweak to an existing scene shown in the
released movie, Emperor Commodus is shown asking two Praetorians who are about
to be executed their names (incidentally, Commodus’ sister, Lucilla, is just a
smokin’ hot Roman hottie—a gold dust woman—who always makes Zagco think of
that Heart song about being left stranded—crap, who wouldn’t want to take
Lucilla to “the place where lovers go!”—when she comforts Maximus on the
floor of the Coliseum after he suffered fatal wounds in his final, epic,
victorious showdown with Commodus). When
he walks back to his new general, Quintus, he tells him that they must have
known of General Maximus’s escape from his execution after the battle in
Germania
. Quintus attempts to defend the
men, saying they did not know. Maximus
replies that as general, Quintus should have known, because a general is “in
control, always in command, isn’t he.” Quintus
agrees. At this point, the Roman
archers are told to raise their bows, and the drums begin beating.
Commodus pauses, as the archers strain and shake, awaiting the order to
release the arrows. After an
exceedingly uncomfortable pause, Commodus glibly says to Quintus, “Then give
the command, say it.” After a
slight moment to consider, Quintus obliges:
“Fire.” Like Quintus,
Taylor Tharp seized the job in a defining moment; he did what he had to do.
3.
Our defense is so solid.
One of Zagco’s biggest questions coming into the year was how we would
respond to the New Mexico State passing game, which embarrassed us last year
after we very nearly blew the game as wide open as last week’s game.
Question answered. Zagco sees
pressure being applied, the run is being stuffed, and our DB’s locking people
down. O and Kyle “Fright Night”
Wilson are just sick out there, and Marty Tadman—a man who does post-game
interviews with his lovely wife standing beside him—is laying down the wood on
people like he thinks he’s Kenny Easley. Our
fleet of defensive linemen and linebackers is just doing great, and Zagco really
does think we’re bringing a lot more heat than at any time in recent memory.
4.
Our young players are really
stepping up. Zagco’s a big fan of
Titus Young, primarily because he goes deep, and Zagco’s the kind of guy
who’s always swingin’ for the fences. Zagco
likes the long bomb. If you ever
hear anyone in the stands yelling “GO UP TOP,” that’d be Zagco.
However, many other freshmen are also making solid contributions.
Frankly, Zagco just doesn’t have a lot of nervousness about our young
players. They look very, very good.
5.
We are really starting to see what
Ian Johnson has been implying for awhile about a slightly different philosophy.
His role this year is more diverse and, thus, harder to predict—it’s
almost like Marshall Faulk or Priest Holmes; he’s become an “all purpose”
back. He’s being used in many
different ways, including in ways that probably cause confusion for the defense.
It’s working very well, and Harper and Peanut are adding even more
diversity of style into the running game. It’s
almost dizzying to see how the three of them differ in style—it’s like one,
big target that is moving and changing shapes all the time.
Not since Larry Csonka, Jim Kiick, and Mercury Morris has Zagco seen a
three-headed beast of this nature.
At
any rate, enough about
Boise
State
! The last thing Zagco would want to
do is go on and on and on about something. Let’s
shift gears for a moment! Zagco
would like to give a very quick and dirty overview of his feelings about the
other WAC teams to date:
1.
Hawaii
.
The receiving group and Colt Brennan are as good as expected.
They are serious threats to anyone. That
said, Zagco has some concerns about Hawaii:
(1) Colt Brennan has been getting banged up, and Hawaii’s running game
is a far cry from last year, which leads Zagco to believe that the offensive
line has not been able to duplicate last year’s line; (2) the defense does not
look real good, when you look at the three WAC teams they’ve played, La Tech,
Idaho, and Utah State; and (3) it’s hard to really know where they stand,
because their competition to date has been poor—their most impressive win to
date was a thrashing of UNLV in Vega$, which isn’t saying much.
We’ll find out more this week when they come back to the mainland.
2.
Fresno
.
Hard to know for sure, but Zagco thought they looked pretty good against
Reno
. Zagco did not think they’d win
that game. They looked pretty fast,
and their offense seemed to have a purpose, which is something that
Fresno
often seems to lack. Zagco thinks
this is a team on the rise. They
should be respected.
3.
Reno
. Last
week’s loss to
Fresno
lowered
Reno
a couple notches on Zagco’s WAC-o-meter.
Zagco still does not get “the pistol offense,” and he just thinks
Reno
looks sorta slow, uninspired, and beaten down, wike a fwightened, wittle bunny
wabbit. There’s just not much to
like about them at this point.
4.
San Jose Can You See.
Zagco was starting to feel the love for the Bay Area Spartans, after they
finished strong against
Utah
State
and then opened strong against
Idaho
. But, then they broke down, giving
Idaho
a shot at coming back in a game that should have been over long before it was.
With Yonus Davis out and/or ineffective with whatever lingering injuries
he has, and with the mistakes
San Jose
made against
Idaho
, the jury is still out. Dick Tomey—a
totally decent guy—will no doubt keep them focused, but it seems like he’s
being tested by this group, and they might be a little young and thin at some
positions. Zagco still respects
them, but they are one bad performance away from being discarded into the pile
of woulda’s, coulda’s, and shouda’s.
5.
Idaho
. Satan’s
army is about where Zagco expected them to be, and it frightens and confuses
Zagco to see more and more of Coach Akey running around and jumping about on the
sidelines, jawboning his players, slapping everyone around, and just generally
acting like Nick Holt. Zagco sorta
liked their freshman quarterback, Nathan Enderle, although having moxie does not
make up for issues like completion percentage, interceptions, and some needless
sacks. The freshman running back,
Deonte Jackson, is also notably talented, although apparently still somewhat
dinged up. Zagco is also confused by
Idaho
’s playcalling. At this point,
Zagco thinks
Idaho
is fighting a battle of attrition, starting to pay the price for a lack of
depth at all positions, grappling with the realization that another year has
come and almost gone without a winning season, and a fan base that seems
distinctly demoralized. However,
given
Idaho
’s 100+ year history of consistently losing football (except for the years
they were in I-AA), it makes no sense for fans to abandon them now.
6.
Utah
State
. They’ve
tried to limit Leon Jackson’s mistakes, but he is still just a talented
athlete who should not be playing quarterback.
They have a couple very talented players (Leon Jackson could probably be
a great player at another position), but overall they just look completely
overmatched. That Kevin Robinson kid
they have is NFL talent, but he’s mainly a returner.
Overall, however, Zagco sees no hope for the Aggies.
7.
New Mexico
State
. We
saw them last Sunday night. Clearly,
Hal Mumme has no idea what defense is, and his offensive scheme is pretty
clearly so dependent on the quarterback that it cannot function without him.
That’s not good. You cannot
allow a system to determine the fate of a team.
New Mexico
State
might have a talented collection of players, but Zagco thinks the system has
determined their fate. The Gaggies
might throw up some numbers a couple more times, but they’re finished.
Stick a pin in them.
8.
La Tech.
While Zagco predicted La Tech would lose to Ole’ Miss, he was sorta
impressed with how they lost. They
limited Ole’ Miss to 232 yards, including only 65 rushing yards.
They gained 301, with 150 coming on the run and 151 through the air.
Very balanced. They only gave
up two defensive touchdowns. La Tech
is playing what appears to be a tough-nosed and balanced type of football.
Coach Dooley has done a good job with them.
Watch out for these guys. They
nearly knocked off
Hawaii
. Zagco thinks they are a dangerous
team. Looking ahead, Zagco considers
La Tech to be the “trap game” of the year.
Finally,
Zagco is so sorry about last week’s whole situation with the abbreviated Frags.
Chaka-kan sort of explained it to you.
It all started when Rizzo was complaining about how England Dan and John
Ford Coley keep wanting to add some covers of other Seventies songs to their
comeback album, songs such as Cat Stevens’ “Two Fine People” and Peaches
and Herb’s “Shake Your Groove Thing.”
This set Rizzo off, because it’s just totally like stealing a page out
of Barry Manilow’s playbook. Rizzo
tried to explain the advantages of growing your market by covering some newer
songs instead of mining from the same old fan base.
They nearly agreed to do Snoop’s “Gin and Juice,” which would have
been mind-blowing, but the whole thing broke down when England Dan demanded that
he be the one to say the “laid back” part (he thinks his voice is deeper).
Rizzo has them now trying to put together a cover of Nickelback’s
“Rock Star,” but they’re fighting over who gets to be the guy that sings
the background parts, like “I’ll have the quesadilla, ha, ha!”
Anyhoo, we then flew over to the
Black Sea
to meet the financiers of the whole project because they were hearing some
stuff. That was a total trip!
After a couple nights hanging out in swanky resorts poolside with these
Russian gangsters eating caviar all day long, we took Rizzo’s Lear jet up to
Nova Scotia
to see the total eclipse of the sun. The
weird part was that we ran into Juice Newton!
Plus, Denise Richards was calling Rizzo the whole time, and he won’t
talk to her because of the stuff he reads about her on the Perez Hilton gossip
blog. He just hands the phone to
Zagco, and Zagco has NO IDEA what to say to her!
Frankly, Zagco’s worried about the whole project—these Russian
financiers are not going to be easy to please, and England Dan and John Ford
Coley really need to get with the program.
Hawaii
Rainbow Warriors v.
San Jose
Can You See Spartans
Where:
San Jose
,
Cali
When: Friday, October 12, 2007 at
6:00 p.m. MT (ESPN)
The
Rainbow Warriors bring their Haka dance to the mainland, giving all the fans in
San Jose
a chance to see young men dance in unison, like the chorus line in an
off-Broadway production of West Side Story.
One of these days, when
Hawaii
does that dance on the road, someone smart in the home team booth with access
to the public address system will start playing Michael Jackson’s song
“Bad” when they’re grooving. That
would be worth watching.
Hawaii
’s second string quarterback, Tyler Graunke,
will play in this game. He’s
second in the WAC in passing efficiency, behind
Hawaii
’s first team quarterback.
San Jose
has a decent passing defense (3rd in the WAC), and Dick Tomey is a
wily old gridiron master, especially on defense.
Hawaii
has NO running game—77.2 yards per game.
However,
San Jose
is even worse at 65.3 yards per game.
San Jose
’s passing attack is in the upper half of the WAC, and Adam Tafralis can be a
good quarterback, but they’ve had some real issues this year on offense.
Zagco
thinks
San Jose
could throw a scare into
Hawaii
, but he can’t see them winning this game.
Hawaii
is vulnerable, and Zagco would have been very tempted to pick
San Jose
if they’d not stunk it up in the fourth quarter against
Idaho
. Alas, no dice.
The Rainbow Warriors will roll in their 2007 ESPN debut.
Hawaii
will defeat San Jose Can You See.
Fresno
State
Bulldogs v.
Idaho
Vandals
Where:
Moscow
,
Idaho
When: Saturday, October 13, 2007 at
3:00 p.m. MT (BSN, ALT)
Pat
Hill brings his Bulldogs north to get it on with the Vandals in the Kibbie Dome,
a 1970’s engineering masterpiece that is on a par with polyester clothing,
leisure suits, platform shoes, and the Ford Pinto.
Idaho
has a real problem at quarterback.
When Enderle was playing, he was the lowest rated quarterback in the WAC.
With Nooy, they’ve gotten worse. But
Zagco does not blame it all on them, because he’s puzzled by the playcalling
going on.
Idaho
’s main weapon is Deonte Jackson. He’s
been banged up, but he’s played well through the pain.
He needs to be used more, and
Idaho
needs to go with some quick and shorter passes, because the bombs are just not
working. Whatever it is, the Vandal
playcalling just seems wrong.
Fresno
has some trouble stopping the run on defense.
Idaho
could possibly exploit
Fresno
’s run-stopping problems, unless they start trying to run Bird on wide sweeps.
Fresno
’s team numbers are fair to solid in other respects—nothing spectacular
really jumps out.
Idaho
’s horrible when you look at their numbers, other than
Jackson
.
The
thing to consider, however, is that
Fresno
gave up 702 yards to
Reno
last week, which includes a late breakdown in the second half of the fourth
quarter, after they were ahead 49-20. The
Bulldogs gave up 3 late touchdowns. But,
seriously—702 yards of offense!!!! Offensively,
the Bulldogs put up good numbers, but the thing that really pops out is the 307
rushing yards.
Idaho
’s better than
Reno
against the run, but not THAT much better.
Plus, overall,
Idaho
’s defense is about the same as
Reno
’s.
Idaho
is going to make
Fresno
work for the win, but Zagco suspects
Fresno
will feed off the mojo it picked up last week.
Fresno
will defeat
Idaho
.
New Mexico
State
Gaggies v. La Tech Bulldogs
Where:
Ruston
, La
When: Saturday, October 6, 2007 at
5:00 p.m. MT (ERT)
Hal
Mumme and his troops barely have time to lick their wounds before they find
themselves down South in the Bayou, speaking Cajun and eating gumbo.
La
Tech is a disciplined football team. They
also obviously know how to scheme up gimmick offenses, as evidenced by their
near defeat of
Hawaii
. Running back Patrick Jackson leads
a balanced attack in
Ruston
, and Zac Champion, while not a Colt Brennan, seems to play very nicely within
himself and the system. The Aggies
looked very disheveled. The only
Aggie player that impressed Zagco last week was receiver Chris Williams, who
held onto the ball after a crushing hit by Marty Tadman.
Zagco thinks La Tech will discipline and coach itself to a win in this
important home game for them.
La
Tech will defeat
New Mexico
State
.
Reno
Wolf
Pack v.
Boise
State
Broncos
Where: The Blue
When: Sunday, October 14, 2007 at
6:00 p.m. MT (ESPN)
Once
again,
Boise
State
is featured on ESPN’s Sunday night college football game, this time against
our old foes from the Biggest Little City in the World.
While Zagco was initially skeptical about how the Lord might look upon
Boise
State
playing on His day, it now seems apparent that perhaps the Lord likes to kick
back a bit and watch a little gridiron on Sunday.
At
any rate, whatever the Lord may or may not think, Reno comes sauntering into
Boise a far cry from where they were last year, when the Broncos met up with
them down Nevada way. This year,
Reno
looks disheveled, outmanned, and a wee bit slow.
They’re snakebitten. Their
schedule has not been friendly, but losing last week at home to Fresno, even
though Fresno appears to be a much-improved team, is just not something one can
do in the course of trying to establish a new, consistent, winning image with
the fans. You must defend your home
turf.
No
one defends their home turf better than the Broncos, and when we’re playing so
far out on the performance curve, we’re probably close to unbeatable on the
Blue.
The
Broncos are at or near the top of almost all statistical categories in the WAC.
Reno gives up almost 35 points per game (1 ½ points from the worst in
the WAC and FAR below Boise State’s leading 12.2 ppg), and they are last in
the WAC in rushing defense, giving up 268 yards per game on the ground.
Reno
’s second in total offense, but who wouldn’t be after just putting up 702
yards (in a losing effort!)?
Reno
’s overall defense is the second worst in the WAC.
If anything, pass defense is probably
Reno
’s strongest card.
Boise
State
fans expect a rout after last week.
They might get it. However,
it’s entirely conceivable that the Broncos play into
Reno
’s weakness by pounding the ball, running time off the clock and keeping the
score lower than some might expect.
Reno
will try to get receivers Marko Mitchell and Mike McCoy into the game, and
while they are decent receivers, they’ve not been super effective this year
with the new Wolf Pack quarterback, Nick Graziano.
Running back Luke Lippincott is at 72.8 yards per game, and he’s not an
all-purpose threat. Defensively,
linebacker Joshua Mauga (“Mr. Magoo”) is second in the WAC in tackles with
11.6 per game. Overall, however,
Reno
’s system—the “pistol offense”—has never been effective against
Boise
State
’s defense, and there’s no reason to think it will suddenly find its way.
The bottom line is that Zagco has just not seen anything from
Reno
that gets him real excited.
Frankly,
unless
Reno
can improve the quality of its players, Zagco sees no sense in continuing this
rivalry.
Boise
State
will defeat
Reno
.
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