ZAG’S FRAGS:
2007 WEEK 8
Copyright Zagco
A WEEKLY LOOK AT WESTERN ATHLETIC
CONFERENCE FOOTBALL
Zagco’s 40-6 on the year.
Dear
Zagco:
How are you? I’m fine.
I’ve been working on the Squrls a lot lately, and I feel like my core
strength has just gone through the roof, although my back has been bothering me
a lot.
Denise has been texting me lately, because I won’t answer her calls.
I’ve had it with her, though. Until
she gets over Charlie, I’m not going to give her the time of day.
She really needs to get her groove back.
So much talent, wasted….
Chaka-kan
and I have finally worked through some issues with
England
Dan and John Ford Coley. The new
album is shaping up. So far, the
selection of songs includes:
1.
Queensryche’s “
Jet
City
Woman.”
2.
Fleetwood Mac’s “Gold Dust
Woman.”
3.
Sheryl Crowe’s “Steven
McQueen.”
4.
Jim Croce’s “I Got A Name.”
5.
Nickleback’s “Rock Star.”
6.
Sugar Hill Gang’s “Rapper’s
Delight.”
We’re
compromising on some Seventies songs, but we’ve about got them sold on doing
Bobby Brown’s “Roni.” They
love songs about girls. Plus, I have
a feeling that “new jack swing” is ready for a big comeback.
What
happened with
Boise
State
’s defense? They sucked.
Wow. Chaka-kan and I watched
the game in a little seaside tavern north of Frisco with some of the Rice-a-Roni
people, and we actually started playing a drinking game centered on who could
accurately guess who was carrying the ball for
Nevada
. We’d also do shots whenever
Nevada
’s quarterback kept it, which got sort of ridiculous after awhile.
Anyway, if it’s any consolation, you might remember when the
Miami
Dolphins ruined the
Chicago
Bears’ perfect season and shredded the greatest defense in pro football
history. It can happen.
Keep your chin up.
Your
friend,
RIZZO
Zagco
did not see last week’s game between Boise State and Nevada coming, although
there were signs: He mentioned
Nevada gaining 702 yards in offense against Fresno, which seemed perplexing, and
Zagco admits he did not watch Nevada’s
new signal caller, who Zagco will forever call “Crazy Legs,” come in to that
Fresno game.
Nevada
—formerly “
Reno
” in Zagco’s vernacular—has earned Zagco’s respect offensively, which is
something he hasn’t had for them in probably about 10 or 15 years.
It’s easy to forget that Boise State won the game, and plenty of
Broncos played lights out football (Taylor Tharp, Jeremy Childs, Ian Johnson,
former Meridian Warrior Kyle Brotzman), but Zagco tips his hat to Nevada, Crazy
Legs, and that Nevada fan who ran back and forth, shirtless, waving the Wolf
Pack flag—anytime someone makes our defense look that bad, they have every
moral right in waive their flag! Zagco
just wishes it could have been on the other side of the field, right in front of
Boise
State
’s defensive players.
The
Boise State-Nevada donnybrook closed out a weekend of WAC games that started
with the krazy
Hawaii-San
Jose
State
affair, where
San Jose
completely collapsed late in the game, similar to what they did the week before
against
Idaho
, except they lost this time. Sadly,
for
Hawaii
, instead of being remembered for coming back and winning a tough road game,
that old gasbag June Jones blasted
San Jose
for having a crappy field. He even
said that
Hawaii
would have scored “another 60 points” if the field conditions had been
better. June Jones is a freak.
Zagco is a big
Hawaii
fan (who doesn’t love watching guys like Davone Bess play the game?!), but
June Jones makes it very, very tough to feel the love.
Meanwhile,
La Tech pulled out another methodical win, this time against the Gaggies of New Mexico State. Zagco caught the last
part of that game, and all he can say is that the final two drives, especially
the last one, by La Tech were executed as well as any offensive drives he’s
seen this year. That was some very
good football. Up in
Moscow
,
Idaho
was overmatched by
Fresno
, although some sloppiness allowed them to put a couple more touchdowns on the
board than they earned.
Fresno
looked solid—better than last year.
Nevada
Wolf
Pack v.
Utah
State
Aggies
Where:
Logan
,
Utah
When: Saturday, October 20, 2007, at
1:00 p.m. MT (KAME, KJZZ)
Nevada
’s defense stinks.
Zagco is not going to elaborate on it.
They just stink.
Utah
State
is almost as bad defensively.
The Aggies give up the second most points per game in the WAC (36.3),
they have the worst pass defense (277.8 ypg), and they give up 165.7 rushing ypg.
Overall, they are second worst in the WAC (just ahead of
Nevada
), giving up 443.5 ypg.
Offensively,
Nevada
has put up 1,341 yards of offense in the last two weeks.
Zagco is not joking. They’ve
had 607 yards on the ground, and 734 yards in the air, a nicely balanced
offense, although the word “balance” hardly seems appropriate for a team
with overall numbers like this. For
those who have not watched them play with this new, freshman quarterback, Colin
“Crazy Legs” Kaepernick, all Zagco can say is this Nevada team is not your
dad’s Nevada team. Crazy Legs is a
magic man with the way he hides the ball on those bootlegs and even handoffs.
The dude, who wears pants that barely go down to his thighs, is a wizard
with the football, reminding Zagco of OU signal caller Jamelle Hollieway running
Barry Switzer’s wishbone offense.
Nevada
’s lost two games in two weeks.
They deserve to be awarded at least one win for their effort, though.
Seriously. The WAC should
just award them a win. Who would
argue?
Crazy
Legs has run the ball for 237 yards the last two weeks.
He did not have a great completion percentage against
Boise
State
(11-26), but he was able to throw for a lot of yards due to the threat he poses
as a runner.
Nevada
running back Luke Lippincott has put up 228 yards rushing over the last two
games, and he presents a real physical challenge.
After last week’s game, the only possible weakness in
Nevada
’s offense is Crazy Legs’ passing savvy, but that’s a minor point.
Utah
State
might score some points, but they are going to
get buried by an offense and a team that is thirsty to return a win for their
fans.
Nevada
will defeat
Utah
State
.
San
Jose
Can
You See Spartans v.
Fresno
State
Bulldogs
Where:
Fresno
,
California
When: Saturday, October 20, 2007, at
3:00 p.m. MT (BSN, ESPN Gameplan)
San Jose
State
, without an effective Yonus Davis, simply has
no rushing game. None.
Even in the barnburner last week against
Hawaii
, they only put up 42 rushing yards, which was even worse than
Hawaii
’s craptastic running game. Passing-wise,
Adam Tafralis is a solid quarterback, but
San Jose
plays a rather conservative, cautious game, consistent with the nature of their
head coach. In an overtime game
where they scored 35 points,
San Jose
still only had a total of 344 yards in offense.
In addition to the experienced Tafralis,
San Jose
’s go-to guy on offense has been junior wide receiver Kevin Jurovich, who has
638 yards receiving on the year, 5 touchdowns, and averages 14.5 yards per
catch. He’s been a major
contributor the last three weeks.
Fresno
’s main weakness is rushing defense, although
Nevada
did light them up through the air. Expect
San Jose
to attack them through the air—they just cannot run.
Last year,
San Jose
got off the Schneid and snapped a 12-game losing streak to their old
archrivals, but the game was in
San Jose
and the Bay Area Spartans were a different, better team.
Fresno
is about middle-of-the-pack statistically in everything in the WAC—they
don’t stand out in any single way. Pat
Hill has just incrementally improved everything about them.
Offensively, they rely on a fleet of contributors, handing the ball to
both Lonyae Miller (82-360-4.4-5TDs) and Ryan Matthews (76-452-5.9-7TDs).
No
Fresno
receivers are in the top 10 in the WAC. Bulldog
signal caller Tom Brandstetter has only thrown for 6 touchdowns, and he is in
the lower tier of efficiency in the WAC—not bad, but not real good.
Watching them play, Zagco just thinks they are solid team with some
physical players.
Fresno
will defeat San Jose Can You See.
Idaho
Vandals v.
New Mexico
State
Gaggies
Where:
Las Cruces
,
New Mexico
When: Saturday, October 20, 2007, at
6:00 p.m. MT (ALT, ESPN Gameplan)
Overall,
Idaho
is the bottom half of both total offense and defense in the WAC, below even
New Mexico
State
. They are not getting any pressure
on quarterbacks, with only 7 total sacks on the year.
Along with
Hawaii
, they are the most penalized team in the WAC, which is typical for the Vandals.
The
bright spot for the Vandals is their running game, including run blocking by the
offensive line. Last week, they
rushed for 279 yards against
Fresno
, and freshman star Deonte Jackson—a man who actually seems to care about the
game—played lights out, gaining 111 yards on 11 carries.
Zagco remains perplexed about his lack of touches.
Zagco thinks
Idaho
needs to use him a lot more.
Idaho
’s passing game is simply awful.
New Mexico
State
played without quarterback Chase Hollbrook
against last week, although substitute J.J. McDermott was not half bad, going
29-40 for 319 yards, 2 touchdowns, and no interceptions.
The Gaggies have no running game, however.
Superstar Chris Williams—the guy who took the hit from Marty Tadman the
week before and still held on to the ball—caught 11 passes for 170 yards
against La Tech. He’s a player.
Sadly,
however, Idaho’s new coaches have morphed into their old ones, doing stupid
things like burning their opponents media guides and scouting reports in strange
ceremonies (burning the scouting reports cracks Zagco up), proclaiming that a
“new year starts” every week, and just generally running around and slapping
their players like they are cheerleaders on speed or something.
Bush league, chest-thumping, phony, rah-rah crap.
Zagco
believes the Gaggies will return to the win column this week.
They are back home after two long road trips.
They’ve had a chance to heal up a bit after suffering some injuries,
and even if McDermott plays, his performance (especially no interceptions) gives
Zagco confidence that he can lead that crazy offense.
Idaho
’s best hope is to get turnovers—Hollbrook was an interception machine, with
11 picks in essentially 5 games.
New Mexico
State
will defeat
Idaho
.
Boise
State
Broncos v.
Louisiana
Tech Bulldogs
Where:
Ruston
,
Louisiana
When: Saturday, October 20, 2007, at
5:00 p.m. MT (KTVB, ESPN Gameplan)
About
the only thing more automatic than scoring a touchdown against
Boise
State
’s defense in the red zone is the chance that your wife will get to the
mailbox first on the days when your Maxim magazine arrives.
Seriously, the once-vaunted Bronco defense is the worst in the WAC in the
red zone, giving up scores 11-11 times (8 touchdowns) in the red zone.
To
make matters even worse, this Jekyll and Hyde outfit completely collapsed last
week in a fit of complete cluelessness, as Nevada reached deep into its complex
playbook and ran off-tackle run after off-tackle run, switching up now and then
with the rarely seen ole’ bootleg run around end.
Bronco defensive linemen were often sitting in the laps of our
linebackers, who were usually more concerned about the possibility that
Nevada
’s center might be running the ball than worrying about those pesky Wolf Pack
running backs and Crazy Legs. Zagco
has never seen such an awful performance by a
Boise
State
defense.
Nevada
’s offensive linemen looked physically superior in all ways, and our players
apparently forgot everything they have been taught about holding positions.
Frankly,
Zagco is concerned. Nevada
implemented a double tight end package and went back to the well sooooooooo many
times in the game with same plays over and over and over again that it just
seems like we might be dealing with a very
serious issue with our scheme, with our discipline, and with our strength up
front. We might not see another
running quarterback like Crazy Legs, but Zagco will not be surprised if we see
teams implement double tight ends, pound the ball, slow the game down, and hope
for turnovers. At worst, our
opponents have seen a way to exploit us, and they will if we don’t see some
substantial changes made.
Zagco
is not comfortable about this game. Not
at all. La Tech has never been an
easy game for
Boise
State
on the road. Plus, Coach Dooley has
them playing in a disciplined way, and after watching
Boise
State
give up the farm, they have GOT to have a
LOT
of confidence.
La
Tech has 2 of the top 10 rushers in the WAC.
Patrick Jackson has rushed 103 times for 431 yards, scoring 3 touchdowns.
Daniel Porter has rushed 41 times for 263 yards, scoring 2 touchdowns.
Patrick Jackson also has 164 yards receiving and 322 return yards, making
him the third most prolific all-purpose guy in the WAC.
Quarterback Zac Champion is the second lowest rated quarterback in the
WAC, but he’s not asked to do much, and he has only thrown 2 interceptions on
the year. Do not underestimate
him—he looked GREAT on those last two drives last week.
Defensively, La Tech has 2 players (Tony Moss and Weldon Brown) with 4
interceptions apiece through 6 games, tied for best in the WAC.
Defensively, defensive back Antonio Baker leads the team with 65 tackles.
Although La Tech’s is overall the second worst in the WAC, do not
forget what they did to
Hawaii
—they can score and they can execute. Defensively,
they are third best overall in the WAC.
Zagco
is just disgusted—DISTGUSTED—with how poorly
Boise
State
played on defense last week. He’s
alarmed. He’s worried.
He’s not confident. He’s
about THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHISSSSSSSSSSSS close to picking La Tech, but he won’t.
Boise
State
will eek out a win over La Tech, thanks to the
Bronco offense.
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